- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
- If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
- We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
- If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Saturday, January 22, 2011
paraprosdokian
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